TELL US!- what made you laugh till you cried?

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Permalink Reply by Debbie on June 20, 2008 at 1:42am

Ok OK, time for bed anywho.. later dudes and dudettes
deb

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Permalink Reply by Maria on June 20, 2008 at 12:11am

A 3 year-old boy is taking a bath. Holding his testicles asked his mum: "Are these my brains". Mum said: "Not yet!"

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Permalink Reply by Debbie on June 20, 2008 at 1:28am

I love that one Maria, btw can I borrow your coon skin cap for my next onc appt?
I need to look fierce!
deb:)

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Permalink Reply by Faith on June 20, 2008 at 1:13pm

A little boy was in the barn doing his chores for his Grandparents on their farm. The Grandfather came out into the barn, & the little boy was up in the hayloft counting $10. bills. The Grandfather said, "What are you doing with all those Ten Dollar Bills?" The Grandson replied, "Grandpa, I'm selling Viagra! Would you like to buy one? Ten bucks a hit!" The Grandfather shouted, "You're too young to be selling those!" He said, "Come on Gramps, Grandma will love it!" So the Grandpa bought a Viagra, looked up towards the house, scratched his chin, thought about his wife, and put the Viagra into his pocket. The next day, the little boy came back to the barn to do his chores. The Grandpa came into the barn with a skip in his step, a smile on his face, and asked the little boy if he had anymore. The little boy replied, "Sure Gramps." So the Grandpa smacked down another Ten dollar bill and then smacked down a crispy $100. BILL! The little boy said, "No Gramps, they're only $10." The Grandpa said proudly, " THE TEN DOLLARS IS FROM ME, THE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL IS FROM YOUR GRANDMA!"

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Permalink Reply by Faith on June 20, 2008 at 1:16pm

True story! When my son Stephan was about 2 or 3 years old, he was holding onto his little penis. He came up to me and said, "Yook at dis Mom, it goes up & down, up & down, up & down!"

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Permalink Reply by carol krebs on June 23, 2008 at 8:08pm

Well friends today my daughter, husband and me crazysexycarolkarma laughed until we absolutely cried... The other night my granddaughter who is 10 years old and visiting us in Lower Slower Delaware.. overheard this movie called "The Onion" which is a satire on the news in general and there is a segment on a hero guy much like say Steven Segal only this one is called "cockpuncher"... So.. we are in this small seafood shop buying some crabs and shrimp for din where there are 2 male salty dogs as our servers.. i asked for some "cocktail sauce" and she shouted out "oh my god i thought you were gonna ask for some "cockpunchers"....!!! The 2 men looked at us like we were from the moon and we promptly left and burst into a million fits of laughing... It was hysterical and i cried like a baby... Rock on humorists.. aloha, carol krebs

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Permalink Reply by Austin from Earth! on June 23, 2008 at 8:11pm

I just crossed my legs... OMG!!! LOL

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Permalink Reply by Debbie on June 24, 2008 at 12:08am

Austin, are YOU a cockpuncher????
well are ya punk?
love deb
PS Here is what a cockpuncher looks like:

Small and Wiry, those cockpunchers.. watch out for the small folk!

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Permalink Reply by Debbie on June 24, 2008 at 12:04am

too good carol, made me laugh and my family wonder what the hell is wrong with me!
love it!
debb

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Permalink Reply by Debbie on June 24, 2008 at 10:50am

ok, what is that??? it's scary looking!

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Permalink Reply by Debbie on June 24, 2008 at 1:34pm

ewww, got to go, need to use the. umm bathroom.. YIKES!

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Permalink Reply by Austin from Earth! on June 25, 2008 at 11:20am

Oh Deb, TMI!!! Everyone, quick! CLEAR!!!!!!

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