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Crazy, sexy, woman in a quiet, rural bar

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.  She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.  She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.  As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. 
'Actually, no,' he replied.
'Can you get him for me?  I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender. 'Is there anything I can do?'
'Yes.  I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.
'Tell him,' she whispered, 'there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.'

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Elaine

Permalink Reply by Elaine Jul 1
 

That's funnY!
e
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Caroline

Permalink Reply by Caroline Jul 1
 

I love it! Thanks for the laugh!
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Anastasia

Permalink Reply by Anastasia Jul 1
 

Very cute. I might actually try that sometime! Thanks for the smile!Stasia
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Jerome

Permalink Reply by Jerome Jul 1
 

Who says women don't have the power?
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Jill

Permalink Reply by Jill Jul 1
 

Did someone say that? Who are they- I'll kick their butt! LOL
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Jerome

Permalink Reply by Jerome Jul 2
 

LOL during a butt kicking? My point is made.
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Debbie

Permalink Reply by Debbie Jul 1
 

tooo good! Laughing now, thank Jill!
deb
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Elizabeth M.

Permalink Reply by Elizabeth M. Jul 1
 

Love it, Jill!
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carol krebs

Permalink Reply by carol krebs Jul 3
 

Jill - that was too cute, wish i had thought of it back when i was hangin in the barroom!! Thanks for the laughs and visuals... i will be outof town for themonth of July - will try to keep up with everyone as much as possible.. Aloha, Carolk
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Carole

Permalink Reply by Carole Jul 9
 

That was hilarious! Sick, sick, sick, and so funny!

Carole
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