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About Lori

Lori
Female
Orange County, United States
About Me:
I'm functionally dysfunctional, predictably unpredictable, and semi-content with that. I am still trying to figure out who I am, but can't seem to focus on myself long enough to accomplish this goal. I love to learn and I am a huge fan of conspiracy theories and raunchy things. I'm not paranoid, but not a trusting person when it comes to the Government.

I enjoy reading Augusten Burroughs books, and also pick up David Sedaris books if I need a dose of nasty. I have an unholy collection of health-related books, and rely on my Encyclopedia of Healing Foods.

I've recently started Artemisinin and I hate it, I may change my views on it next week when I'm done throwing it up.

I'm in a relationship and have been for quite some time. He is my best friend and I am madly in love with him and sometimes have thoughts of wishing he had someone who was healthier than I am.

My mother has a degenerative disc disorder and is currently stuck with a non-working neuro-stimulator implant in her back. My father's recently underwent robotic surgery for cancer. I have been given too many diagnoses to list off right now. I have two dogs that I adore and find to be better than most people I know.

I hate insurance companies and sugar substitutes.

I laugh at myself a lot.
Birthday? (not required, but you might get presents!)
June 2nd
Age? (How rude! not required...)
31
Where do you live? (city, state, country)
California
Your Zip Code?
92691
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Favorite Quote:
It's not hard to fall, when you float like a cannonball - Damien Rice; Cannonball
Favorite Book:
Running With Scissors - Augusten Burroughs; The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
Your Website or Blog:
mytragicomedy.blogspot.com/
What's your personal mission statement?
When life throws you lemons, throw them back and aim for the groin.

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Crazy Sexy Publishing
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Groovy Righteous Music Loving Friends
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Crazy Sexy Infectious Diseases
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Falling Slowly

Falling Slowly
Added Aug 31 by Lori.

Be - Alain de Courtenay

Be - Alain de Courtenay
Added Mar 25 by Lori.

The Life Lounge

Need Powdered Drink Suggestions, Please

Added a reply Jun 27

I'll have to check that out. Read More »

Tagged: powdered greens, good tasting drinks, green drinks

Need Powdered Drink Suggestions, Please

Added a reply Jun 27

Yeah. Not our cup of tea..I mean our cup of green! Haha! Read More »

Tagged: powdered greens, good tasting drinks, green drinks

What Are These Red Spots? [Edit: Got it!]

Added a reply Jun 26

Yeah, oddly enough they all showed up right after my birthday. I assumed it was my "Gift" of aging. Haha. My primary concern is just the whole vein shocking thing. The cosmetics of it all doesn't b... Read More »

Tagged: dots, marks, rash, red dots

What Are These Red Spots? [Edit: Got it!]

Added a reply Jun 25

Apparently I have vasculitis. I (we) are unsure why at this time, but I guess I have some testing ahead of me. From my understanding, the dots and temporary vein enlargement (and pain) are associat... Read More »

Tagged: dots, marks, rash, red dots

Need Powdered Drink Suggestions, Please

Added a reply Jun 24

Ok, we both hate it! Are you still interested? Haha!! Read More »

Tagged: powdered greens, good tasting drinks, green drinks

 

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I Was Told There'd Be Cake!

To cover the obvious, I have been on a 2+ month hiatus. I decided I am more important than my health. I know, that sounds weird. The thing is, I woke up sick which started my day with my brain going, "lets research more to fix this" - and new things kept coming up. My illness doesn't end, so I am not letting it end my life. I will back-burner what is obviously not going away and try to fix the rest, but it sure as shit isn't going to be the first thing on my mind when I wake up and the last when…

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Posted by Lori on August 30th, 2008 at 7:20pm — 12 Comments (Add)
 

So My Doctor Went Alternative....

and I am not sure where that leaves me. Well, short of feeling like I'm up a shit creek and even if I had paddles my bones hurt too much to use them. It wasn't even 6 months ago I was told I'd have a long road ahead of me and when I asked if I could try alternative routes, I was told by this very doctor there wasn't scientific evidence to back up it's effectiveness thus making it too risky for me to try given the severity of my infection and that it has caused neurological damage. I did get to…

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Posted by Lori on June 10th, 2008 at 5:53pm — 2 Comments (Add)
 

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At 2:13pm on October 2nd, 2008, Audrey said…
Hi Lori,

I was just reading your post on a discussion from April in which you talked about regular SBO and surgery on an annual basis for adhesions. That topic scares the crap (no pun intended) out of me,

I had an emergency c-section 8 years ago without any problems. Then in August a malignant ovarain tumor was found and removed. But less than two weeks after that surgery, I had SBO and was readmitted to hospital with an NG tube up my nose. For a week, they order daily abdomenal x-rays to see if SBO was improving, but it hadn't so they opened me up again 1 week after being re-admitted and broke up NUMEROS adhesions and wrapped my intestines/bowels in something called Seprafilm. I've been home for over a week and a half after the second stay and I stay in tune with my stomach to make sure it's soft. I have a scar from my pubic bone up to just below the sternum and can accept when pain is right around that. But today I've had more pain further outside the incision area that concerns me because now I'm always worried about adhesions. But I guess it could be other parts of my abdominal wall healing up.

How do deal with the repeated adhesions and annual surgeries? I really feel for you. Are they signs you look for? Are you diong better than in April - I sure hope so...

I'm going to request you as a friend too... :-)
At 10:52pm on September 20th, 2008, Callie said…
Hey love.. have you lost you mind yet over the house and started to collect colors and paint swatches and fabrics.. get you a big scetch book and take tons fo pictures you like and dont and put them in there and then plan those rooms isn't it wonderful. I never thought this little clue would work but my book is disgusting and bulging but honey I got the things I dreamed about. I cannot wait to see the house so takes lots of photos.. How are you and how are things going other than the house.. Love you. Callie
At 10:26pm on September 16th, 2008, granola said…
I am so happy that it was a happy ending to your house hunt! When you are in the midst of misery & people are trying to be positive around you, sometimes you feel like "yeah, that's a bunch of b.s." So, my hope is confirmed since you had such a positive outcome! YAY for you!!!!!!!
At 5:19pm on September 14th, 2008, granola said…
Lori,
That is FANTASTIC NEWS about your house! Your house is GORGEOUS! That swimming pool is AMAZING! Congrats--you so deserve it!!!!!
At 12:38pm on September 12th, 2008, Callie said…
Hot Damn that is so wonderfullll Living the life woman.......I am so proud for you I cannot belive it ... that is tremendous.. It was time.. all good things are coming you got a whole life to live.. its your time baby cakes.. love you congrads.. callie
At 6:00pm on August 31st, 2008, Leenda said…
Holy hell...its been like 4ever!!!!! how are YOU lovey??? whats new,how you feelin,I was just thinking about you cuz I'm cooking and I remember one time we made the same thing! I'm making eggplant lasagne..no noodles,using polenta,thin layer of that.
Come on tell me whats new????
MUAHHHHHHHHHHHH
At 6:49pm on July 29th, 2008, Maureen said…
OMG.......Damien Rice quote........he's one of my faves.
Saw him a few times live last year while he was performing in NYC.
You sound like a funny person!
Hope you are well................nice to meet you!
At 3:17pm on July 19th, 2008, Marti said…
I just happened upon your page and your intro photo made me laugh out loud... just thought I'd tell ya. You seem to do a marvelous job of finding the humor in things, I think I may take notes!
At 5:31pm on July 16th, 2008, Baldylocks said…
Yeesh. Well I hope it doesn't take them too long to figure it out. Why did they give you all the worst case scenarios before the tests even came back?

Weird.

Well, I hope you are out having fun doing lots of fantastical things this week. Let me know what happens.
At 10:33am on July 9th, 2008, Kris said…
Hi Lori,

Sorry it took me so long to respond, but if you have any extra unopened canisters of "Greens First", I will buy them from you. Let me know how much and where I can send a check if you're interested. You can send me a private e-mail if you prefer by clicking on the envelope in the upper left corner of your screen (you probably already know that but I just discovered it recently!).
Kris
 
 

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